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"Bob sure has lost a lot of weight!. He went to a personal trainer "Todd" who is a really good fitness trainer, and lost weight because of really good exercising with Todd. We can go for longer walks now, and have lost weight too.  Everyone should go to Todd.  Check Todd Coburn out at Defined Personal Training"

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Beagle Freedom Project

Congratulations to the BeagleFreedomProject.org for freeing Beagles that were locked up in cages for years as experimental guinea pigs in Spain.  Obviously, I have had the freedom of living with Bob and Anita, along with Joyleih, and appreciate the green grass and the warm place to sleep. I wholeheartedly recommend that my fellow dogs support www.beaglefreedomproject.org as well as all of the readers of this column.  Again, congratulations to BeagleFreedomProject.org.

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This is a picture of Bailley, our head Legal Beagle, relaxing on a Sunday afternoon while taking her day off before she has to go back to her legal assistant chores.  She obviously enjoys sleeping on pillows and couches.

“Rudy” the superstar tracking dog!

I read with interest an article about Rudy who was a member of the K-9 Unit of the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office. The German Shepherd is now spending his days relaxing.  Since I have an office job, I obviously do not have to get involved in what the article referred to as work which is “often grueling and intense.”  Rudy chased down robbers and thieves, stopped suicides, tracked down marijuana, heroin and cocaine.  All I do is get involved in community association legal matters and other real estate situations as the "Legal Beagle." If you want to read more about Rudy, it is on pg. 6A of the Thursday, December 29, 2011 Detroit Free Press.

New Orleans

Joyleih and I were spending some time in New Orleans to assist in monitoring the activities of Michigan fans going to the Sugar Bowl.  However, I must warn you fellow dogs that if you are coming to New Orleans, they will not let you on Bourbon Street in the evening, which I think is despicable. Also, there are certain parks in the French Quarter where we are not allowed. I think that stinks, no pun intended, but there is not much I can do about it, although the food in New Orleans was excellent and the accommodations at the Westin hotels, both in Atlanta and New Orleans, were superb for we canines.

Birthday

"I want to thank you for helping me celebrate my tenth birthday which is, some say, seventy years in dog years.  However, I am not planning on retiring as I am just coming into my own and will continue my duties as the 'Legal Beagle' at Meisner & Associates, P.C."

 

 

Good Licks to All!

Bailley, “The Legal Beagle”

 

Legal Beagles Enjoyed Halloween 2011

Legal Beagles are Wolverine Fans too!

Hospitality

I read in the Sunday New York Times of September 25, 2011, that we dogs are now involved in hospitality at hotels. Some of us go for walks with guests and some of us actually go hunting with our guests. I am advised that some dogs are even adopted through the hotel from the local shelter. Frankly, I think that we dogs should also be involved in the restaurant catering business. What do you think?

Michael Vick

Now those of you that follow my commentary know that I am not particularly enamored of Michael Vick.  Nor is Joyleih.  I wasn’t overly tearful when Michael Vick broke his arm at a recent football game and may be laid up for a couple of weeks.  It wasn’t his throwing arm so he may be back sooner than later, but I can only think of all of those dogs that were involved in his fighting ring that were maimed because of his actions.  He may be a popular athlete but Joyleih and I really have no sympathy for him, or much forgiveness.  In time, I am sure we will put it past us, particularly for some good meat bones.

Flying

Once in a while, Joyleih brings to my attention an article in the New York Times.  This one appeared on Friday, October 7, 2011 and dealt with the fact that many types of Bulldogs are banned by many commercial airlines. They have been banned not for their bark or bite, but because so many have died in flight.  In effect, they are short-faced or snub-nosed which causes them problems with breathing. Fortunately, Pet Jets, an airline that was recently established exclusively for people like Bob who fly we canines in reasonable accommodations. Unfortunately, they only fly in limited areas of the country and have not come to the Detroit area.  Unfortunately, there are a lot of these Bulldogs now that have to fly by private carrier and, in any event, I do not think any dog should have to fly in cargo.  Indeed, I had asked Bob to get me a reserved seat on a plane and he said he is considering it, but, in any event, he would not subject me to flying on Spirit Airlines under any circumstances.

All Dogs Go To Heaven

I noticed in the October 9, 2011 Sunday Detroit Free Press an article which started by saying “They say all dogs go to heaven and, on at least one day a year throughout Metropolitan Detroit, some dogs also go to Church.” Now I was not born Jewish, but Joyleih and I have become what Bob and Anita affectionately refer to as American Jewish Princess Dogs although we have not as yet been invited to the Synagogue even though, as the article points out, other religions such as Protestant Churches understand that dogs “have a role to care for all creation.”  Indeed, the pastor of that church blessed about fifteen animals for both those in the congregation and those from the community.  Actually, we just went through the High Holy Days where we repented from some of our sins on behalf of all of us dogs similarly situated, but Joyleih continues to be a devil around the house and I don’t think she is ever going to change.  In any event, Joyleih and I are appreciative of anybody praying for us.

Pit Bull Service Dogs

I read about a case in Colorado where the city banned pit bulls and a disabled resident has a pit bull service dog.  I don’t particularly like pit bulls, but I know they can be important animals for helping people cope with their problems.  I am also aware of the fact that the United States Department of Justice issued final rules regarding banned breed service dogs. These rules, which took effect in March of 2011, prohibit dogs being banned as service dogs because of their breed.  Obviously, the people who have pit bulls as service dogs do not want to be imposed with cumbersome restrictions or with the fear that the dog may be taken away by an overzealous animal control officer. I don’t particularly like animal control officers unless I have flown the coop and need a ride home, which is unlikely to be the case because of the soft life that I have living where I do and still being able to earn a dog living as a “Legal Beagle.”

New Trend in China for Dogs

Now I know that Bob, when he visited China recently, went to the Zoo where they had the Pandas and was very impressed with them, as he told me.  What I have learned since then is that there is a new trend which has exploded in China’s upper class where people are transforming their dogs into miniature versions of animals, fairies or just dying them crazy colors, but Pandas seem to be a big hit and, obviously, their favorite. It has become a huge industry and people are spending thousands of dollars in professional hair dye, salon cuts, clothing accessories, you name it. Now, personally, I do not mind going to a salon or spa for a good haircut, teeth cleaning and beauty treatment and/or workout area to keep up my childish figure, but making me look like a Panda Bear or a Detroit Lion or Tiger is beyond my comprehension. I have posted on our website a picture of the “New Trend in China for Dogs,” and I am interested in your comments.

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Don’t Tangle With a Skunk!

In perusing the Wall Street Journal, which I like to do, I noted an article about a dog named Sadie who “tussles with raccoons and possums,” but skunks might be her “biggest nemesis.” Apparently, when she gets sprayed, she rolls on the ground, rubs her face all over the place, “drools and tries to come by us (her masters), which results in washing the fifty pound Boxer/Husky mix with tomato juice, shampooing her with dish soap and even taking her to a salon.” Apparently, she still smelled for a month.  Now, frankly, I do what I can to avoid skunks, although I love chasing squirrels that might sometimes lead me to skunks and I have cautioned Joyleih to stay away from skunks at all costs because Bob will not like us smelling like that indefinitely. Apparently, Illinois has a skunk problem and, unfortunately, they are considered prime carriers of rabies. They usually end up getting the axe if they caught. Hopefully that problem won’t come around our home.

Liability and Pets

Looking through the Lawyers USA newspaper, I noticed that a small law firm lawyer won a 2.2 million dollar verdict on behalf of a woman attacked in her bedroom by two neighborhood Pit Bulls in Tacoma, Washington. The attorney not only sued the owners of the Pit Bulls, but the County for failing to declare the dogs a potential danger under a local ordinance. I am told that the person injured had complained to the Police about the Pit Bulls twice, but to no avail.  Also, the County was found liable as well as the owner of the Pit Bulls. Now I don’t particularly like Pit Bulls, but as the article said “bad owners have bad dogs.” It is not just the dog, but the owner that probably is responsible.  On the other hand, just as in my case, good owners have good dogs. The point is that people should be careful to take care of their dogs, whatever their breed, so that they don’t get themselves into trouble. In Michigan, for example, I am advised that it is a strict liability state and that the owners of any dog are responsible for a dog bite. Joyleih and I never bite however, just lick!

Meet Fred

Meet “Fred” the firm’s newest assistant Legal Beagle Bassett to associate attorney, Brian Harris.  Here is Fred helping Brian Harris find the perfect Michigan Court of Appeals case.

Dog Therapy at Ground Zero

In the Wall Street Journal for Saturday/Sunday, September 10-11, 2011, I noted a feature article entitled “Dog Therapy at Ground Zero,” which had a picture of a Golden Retriever named Nikie in the caption.  Apparently, a gentleman named Frank Shane, a professional dog therapist and CEO of the K-9 Disaster Relief Foundation, had to improvise when he brought his Golden Retriever, Nikie, down to Ground Zero shortly after 9/11.  There was no protocol for anything from the kind of footwear Nikie would wear to how Frank should deal with the grief of 9/11.  He, however, stepped onto the site and the rest was a great camaraderie (I learned that word from Bob) between Nikie and the relief workers at the site.  Nikie, on every level, offered a small break from the intensity of the workers at Ground Zero and had full access to even restricted areas.  Fortunately, there was a veterinarian protocol that included putting talcum powder in his boots and weighing him every day.  He worked eight hour shifts on the site, even more time than I do, but he always had his rest time.  The article says that people became “very protective of him,” and his trainer did not have to carry a collapsible bowl for Nikie to drink or eat since the others always had food for him wherever he went.  Nikie also had a trademark flag scarf that he wore around his neck.  His trainer, at the end of their time at the site, when everyone went home, was given over 2,000 flag scarves that were donated to give away to the workers. Just another example of how great we dogs serve in both joyous times and in times of tragedy.

THE DOGS OF WAR

I don’t usually read Men’s Health, but I could not help but note an article in the September 2011 edition entitled The Dogs of War which suggests that the U.S. Military has a new secret weapon in the complex wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. They indicate that a cadre of highly trained canines, who can sniff out an IED in less than two minutes, are being used.  Now Joyleih and I have good noses, but we have never been drafted or joined the military forces.  We are appreciative of what our fellow canines are doing throughout the world and it just shows how great we dogs are in respects that have never been recognized in the past.   I also noted a story on the news the other day about speed dating for dogs in order to get them adopted. Now Joyleih and I are very satisfied in our living environment and with our work ethic, but I think that speed dating, to the extent that it helps dogs get adopted or meet others, which can bring them into the home is a great idea and I applaud NBC for bringing it to the attention of everyone.

Buying and Selling Dogs in Iran is Illegal

Joyleih and I have no tolerance for the Iranian Government as it relates to its relationship with Israel, the United States and the rest of the world for that matter, and we are justifiably concerned about nuclear proliferation, but what drives us the most crazy is an article recently in the Wall Street Journal that says that the Iranians have banned pooches and that they have so-called morality police checking out the situation. On the front page of the July 18, 2011 Wall Street Journal, it indicates that “buying and selling dogs is illegal in Iran unless they are guard dogs or used by the police. “Dogs are considered ‘harem’ or unclean in Islam.” Fortunately, more people are being otherwise given the opportunity to get dogs through the internet, but I am told that so-called mortality police are cruising the streets looking to enforce the anti-dog law. It just shows you how despicable the present Iranian Government is in every respect.

Talk to Your Dog

Now once in a while I am read Crain’s Business Detroit and recently read an article by Jim Hiller of Hiller’s Markets. Over the years I have eaten a lot of food from the Hiller Markets.  That is where Bob and Anita shop.  What most intrigued me in reading a recent interview of him was the statement by Jim Hiller, regarding his personal appearances on radio advertisements. In answering the questions as to how he comes up with his weekly advertisements he said “I get up really early and talk to my dog.  His name is Alfred Taubdog. I am not joking.”  Now it is true that I help Bob in many of his office functions, particularly in dealing with difficult clients who, under normal circumstances, I would just as soon bite, but I have a calming influence on Bob as does Joyleih and that makes it easier for him to deal with difficult lawyers, sometimes unfair Judges and an occasional hostile client.  I think Jim Hiller has got the right idea about selling good products and conversing with his dog.

On one of his radio ads the product he likes to feature is Tykies vegetarian dog food, which is handmade in northern Michigan. He says it is great stuff.  Perhaps Bob might consider buying it. He also put on an ad for Ma Cohen’s Herring, which I know Bob loves, and sales soared. I haven’t tried herring yet, but who knows, I might like it, probably creamed.

DRUG SHORTAGES FOR PETS!

I noted in the Wall Street Journal of August 16, 2011, that a shortage of human drugs has also hit Pets’ Care. I am advised that pets have recorded shortages of a chemo drug used to treat different cancers in humans and pets and another oncology drug which is a rescue therapy for lymphoma use with other drugs that don’t work in humans and pets. This is getting out of hand for both humans and pets and you need to write your Congressman and/or Senator about it.

Unloved Puppy Mill Dogs

I love reading USA Today because there is always a good column about dogs.  The latest column by Sharon I. Peters that I read appeared recently in regard to twenty-three Italian Greyhounds, very thin, watchful and weary, having traveled 735 from the over- crowded Southwest Missouri that had temporarily housed them after State officials seized them from a commercial breeding operation.  These so-called puppy mills are despicable and fortunately Joyleih and I were not conceived in that environment.  The article talks about the National Mill Dog rescue where on any given day 150 to 200 dogs of all types are in rehab.  Most have landed there after breeders targeted them to be shot, drowned or, in rare cases, euthanized by a Vet to make room for more productive breeders.  Once they are healthy, they are loved into house pet readiness.  This rescue group has saved and adopted out nearly 5000 former mill dogs and even though it is far from a population center, it has attracted more than 800 volunteers.  It now has partnerships with groups in six states that care for and place former mill dogs, but I do not know if there is one here in Michigan.  There ought to be a law against these mill dog breeders who care so little about their animals.  Frankly, I would like our firm to start a lawsuit against any of those mill breeder dogs in Michigan.

A CANINE FRIEND DOES A BODY GOOD!

Bob was nice enough to bring me back an article from the Salt Lake City Tribune of July 31, 2011 entitled “A canine friend does a body good.” The article’s sub-headline is that “Having a dog can help lower your blood pressure and cholesterol and encourage the active lifestyle necessary to staying healthy.” At the same time, having a human for we dogs helps us keep sharp and assist in our exercise and nutrition.  As the article says, having a dog around does more than just make you smile.  Of course, having a human around makes us want to lick and kiss even more as I personally prefer humans over dogs. If you are interested in reading the article, it appeared in the Sunday, July 31, 2011 Salt Lake City Tribune at Section H. If you want a copy of the article, contact my website and we will try to get you one.

The Riverfront Canine Club

I am glad that Detroit is finally catering to dogs as I am advised of the “Riverfront Canine Club” which brings dogs and their owners to Detroit each Sunday for walks along the Riverfront and “Drinking With Dogs,” where people and pets congregate at downtown bars or restaurants with a patio for a dog-friendly happy hour. Now I don’t drink alcohol, but I sure as heck like to be with people that do on occasion.      

PETS ARE GOOD FOR THE HANDICAPPED

I just heard about a case in Connecticut where a Condominium had a regulation prohibiting pets in all units. A lady moved in and asked that her dog be allowed because an animal was prescribed to her because she suffers from a mental illness. The Board rejected the explanation and she filed suit against the Association. Apparently, the Board was not aware of the Federal Fair Housing Act which prohibits discrimination housing against, among other classes, handicapped persons, and she is handicapped if she has a physical or mental impairment. I have been waiting to see how the case turns out, but most associations should be aware of the fact that we dogs can be of great help to people who have physical and mental disabilities.

Table for Four Legs?

I recently noticed an article that was entitled “Table for four legs? Dogs wine and dine at Belgium bar.” The article talked about Marshall (a dog) ordering ice cream but left in a huff before the waiter dished it up.  Another dog name Smile woofed down the chicken but showed no appetite for the wholesome carrots and apple left on the plate.  Arthur, another dog, actually pooped “right by the table.”  Apparently, other dogs were attracted who licked and digested it without fuss while another dog “then breached every rule of dining etiquette by scrambling atop a table to tuck into his hamburger.” They were all talking about Belgium’s new dog bar. Indeed, the proprietor indicated that they have a beer for dogs which is brewed with none less than doggie-favorite bone-marrow.  The Red Dog Energy Beer comes in iconic small brown bottles with a cap found in busy bars across the country boasting over 800 varieties of beer.  Apparently, they also have an ala carte menu.  The proprietor believes that it is Belgium’s first like establishment specifically designed for the needs of human society’s four-legged friends.  For us weight watchers, the ice cream comes without sugar and the meats and vitamin rich veggies are unspiced.  Of course, one jerk writing for a daily Belgium newspaper says “The world’s gone mad.” “In Belgium, it is better to be a dog then to be poor.” Another indicated “we are being Americanized.”  Frankly, I tend to brush off such criticism as griping from the usual whiners.  But unlike other restaurants, this restaurant, in clearing the tables, throws their plates on the ground which I don’t mind.  Neither does Joyleih.

DNA DATA BASES TO IDENTIFY DOGGIE POOP!!! WHAT NEXT!

I read an article recently in Bob’s Real Estate Queries column about some organization that provides a DNA data base for Condominium Associations as to what dog the dog poop belongs. Now, obviously, in the O.J. and Casey Anthony cases, DNA evidence didn’t help to convict O.J. or Casey Anthony and I see no reason why Condominium Associations should rely on DNA data bases to subject us dogs to humiliation about our dumping when it is not our fault that it hasn’t been cleaned up. Obviously, we would have to be registered with our Condominium Associations and that is more red tape and, in effect, governmental bureaucracy.  No wonder the budget deficit is so great in the United States since some of these dummies live in Condominiums.

Joyleih’s Birthday

In case any of you are interested, Joyleih, our assistant Legal Beagle, will have her second Birthday on July 10, 2011. The office expects to have a big party for her and will probably suspend working while she devours the usual cake and ice cream which is given to everyone in our office on their Birthday.  I expect to also be present and have my usual piece of cake and ice cream and whatever else I can devour. 

Olivia and Ruffles

Two of my and Joyleih’s best friends are Bob’s granddaughter, Olivia, and Ruffles, a Golden Doodle, her dog and Bob’s grand-dog son.

In China

While I wasn’t given the opportunity to visit China like Bob and Anita, Bob did tell me about an article which appeared in the China Daily entitled “Lower fees encourage owners to register dogs.”  I understand that there is a limit in many Chinese cities to having only one dog.  Now I personally do not mind that, given the fact that Joyleih is sometimes a pain in the neck to me, but many people, of course, like more than one dog.  Apparently, the new rules in Shanghai achieve a better balance between the desires of dog owners and non-dog owners. The new regulation lowers the licensing fee for dogs in the downtown area from 2,000 yuan ($300) to 500 yuan, and in the suburbs from 1,000 yuan to 300 yuan.  Apparently the previous high costs of registration meant many dog owners failed to register their pets and as a result, every few months, especially in June and August, the police would send out patrol trucks to collect unlicensed dogs in the street.  Not just abandoned stray dogs but also unregistered pets. Fortunately, there is a new regulation strictly forbidding abusing or abandoning dogs. However breeds such as Rottweiler’s, German Shepherds and several types of Mastiffs and Bull Dogs are banned under the new regulation.  Obviously, not all of the dogs in China have the same freedoms as we do and, candidly, I enjoy my living conditions in W. Bloomfield, as well as my desk at Meisner & Associates, P.C.

Natalie’s Neighborhood Pet Sitting

A number of you have asked who watches us when Bob is out of town and Joyleih and I want to point out that Natalie’s Neighborhood Pet Sitting is the service and Natalie is our beloved pet sitter.  She provides fulltime pet sitting and her telephone number is (248) 921-4041.  When you call that number and get a recording, Bob tells me it is hilarious.  Her email is nnps@ymail.com and Natalie is the greatest.  Joyleih and I love her very much and when Bob and Anita are not around, she is always available for us.  We love the walks and the petting and we recommend her highly to anyone who cares about their pets and wants them to be taken care of with great love and joy. 

Seniors Need Love Too

I love reading USA Today, particularly the Your Life section, because it always has good articles about us dogs. In a recent article on May 9, 2011, Sharon L. Peters wrote about the “Old Dog House” which takes in hard luck cases of dogs with little time left to live.  In effect, there are twenty-two residents of the Old Dog House, a cabin in the woods, devoted to taking in elderly canines that have found themselves homeless and were almost certain to be euthanized.  Apparently, the dogs only have a limited time left and the keepers of those dogs are determined to make those final months or years the best ever. I am told that three are blind, a lot don’t hear well, and they have even got a three legged amputee, but they apparently all enjoy life and are not to be euthanized.  I am upset with the Humane Society because they go along with that process on occasion.  I think it is great that there are people that take care of downtrodden dogs who have little time left in this world.  Indeed, the article spoke of other places that take care of dogs like Old Dog Haven, House With A Heart Pet Sanctuary, and The Sanctuary for Senior Dogs in Cleveland. I am glad that there are these places around and I hope that you will find it in your heart to support these and other places of similar persuasion.

You may learn more about these places at: theolddoghouse@yahoo.com; www.olddoghaven.org; www.housewithaheart.com; and, www.sanctuaryforseniordogs.org.  

Pug & Beagle Love!!!

The latest article which appeared in the April 20, 2011 Wall Street Journal talked about “When a Pug and a Beagle fall in love it is a Puggle.”  I think that is a joke and it is a puzzle to me why anyone who is a full blooded Beagle would want to get involved with any other type of breed, Beagles being the best breeds of all time as all of us know.  Sure there is some inter-marriage among some breeds, but not among us Beagles and to consider someone as a “Puggle” is an insult. I think there ought to be a law against it and I think the Wall Street Journal should be so advised.

PET DROPPINGS BIG BUSINESS!

I noted while perusing the Wall Street Journal of Saturday, April 30, 2011, that there was an article about a new industry that is the picking up of “pet droppings.”  Apparently, it is turning into a big industry and once again there was a discussion about the number of pets there are in the United States and how important we are to maintaining economic growth, being one of the largest industries in the billions. Now, frankly, I believe that if I happen to defecate outside, which is normally the case, I, or someone accompanying me, should clean up after me. I hardly think it is necessary to hire an outside organization to do that. In fact, as a Legal Beagle, I could see some potential liability for the pet scoop company if it doesn’t do a good job and I hope that they have adequate insurance because of their potential liability. In any event, I encourage entrepreneurship even if it turns out to be a “smelly business.”

 KNOWING WHAT IS BEST FOR FIDO!

For those of you who don’t read Michigan Lawyer’s Weekly, I want to bring to your attention an article on the cover page for the April 18, 2011 edition entitled “Pet causes: Knowing what’s best for Fido.”  The article talks about attorney Robert E. Kass  showing up at the Detroit Kennel Club Dog Show promoting his book “Who Will Care When You’re Not There?” which deals with setting up an estate plan that includes your pet.  As was said in the article, “in a lot of respects, it is the same as doing a trust for a child. There are unique areas that lawyers need to be aware of - you want to think about what level of care you want to provide for the pet…”  For one thing I think it is great idea to have a plan for taking care of your pet after you leave this earth to make sure that the money you leave for the pet is properly handled.  However, there can be abuses and as one of the attorneys said “what I have come to learn is that people feel as strongly about their pets as they feel about their children.”  Well, I am not surprised at that conclusion being the adorable and lovable dogs that I and Joyleih are. Good estate planning is as important as any other business decision.

CBS Sunday Morning and Joe Muer’s Restaurant

I would highly recommend to my readers that they get a tape of the program, CBS Sunday Morning, which appears on CBS at 9:00 a.m. and hosted by Charles Osgood.  It is one of the best programs and, in particular, the program last Sunday, April 10, which featured animals and had a good discussion about how important we dogs are in today’s society.  Indeed, as I have professed for a long time, we seem to be able to reduce people’s stress, help people get through life, we serve as leader and service assistants and otherwise stimulate the economy because we, particularly as Beagles, like to eat.  In fact, I like to go to a good French restaurant on occasion and, of course, I like Hard Salami. Preferably, the Vienna brand.  

Speaking and thinking about food which is always on my mind, I, just like Bob, are extremely excited about the fact that Joe Muer’s is going to reopen in Detroit.  Joe Muer’s was Bob’s favorite restaurant along with his kids, his parents and, for that matter, his grandparents who were from out of town.  I unfortunately have not been around to frequent the restaurant since it closed in 1998, but I am looking forward to whatever morsels Bob brings home from what will surely be a great rejuvenation of a Detroit institution.  In any event, I appreciate the feedback which I have gotten from this commentary and, if there are any particular subjects that you would me to write which relate to dogs and the law, please let me know although I have been extremely busy as the Chief Legal Beagle in the office.

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In Lawyers USA, February 2011, I noticed a squib about a Mayor of a small town in the suburb of Washington D.C. settling a lawsuit he had against a Maryland county after his dogs were shot to death during a SWAT team at his house.  The Mayor will receive money from the county under a settlement and he is quoted as saying that “he expects the deal will also reform how SWAT teams are deployed in the county,” which is obviously necessary.  His dogs were shot by officers after a package of marijuana arrived at the Mayor’s house.  Police later said that they believed the delivery was part of a scheme in which the criminals sent packages to unsuspecting recipients and then picked them up before they were noticed.  The county police said that they have already begun changing how warrants are executed, but the sheriff’s department didn’t immediately respond to a message seeking comment, but, frankly, these sheriffs and other law enforcements officials should be careful about how they deal with animals that, no doubt, were not using the marijuana.

WHEN FIDO BITES!

I was advised of a recent article in the Washington Post indicating that Vets do not like to provide medical files to anyone unless there is an approval from the owner of the dog. The exception is for Police.  However, I am advised that when there is a dog bite, obviously not by either Joyleih or me, since we would never think of it, it should be reported to the Public Health authorities to check for rabies, among other things. Joyleih and I have gotten our rabies shots (even though we chase squirrels) and we are very careful to keep up on all of the shots necessary for us to be as healthy and, I might say, beautiful as possible.  Bob has even clamped down on the number of treats that we get to keep our figures, although I must admit that when Joyleih and I are in the office, my comrades at the office inundate us with goodies.              

On another matter, I noticed in the article that someone was complaining about the fact that winter brings out the worst in poop scofflaws because people seem to think that when it snows, magic poop fairies spirit away the orphan turds. I am not surprised that that is the case because Bob sometimes feels that way also. But as I have told Bob, there are no magic poop fairies. Since he has got a couple of dogs that poop, he should make sure that he cleans up after us so that we don’t run into problems with the neighbors. Our pet sitters are always diligent about picking up the poop and we try to be discrete as to when we poop and where, but not every dog and/or owner has our manners.

Association Elects Dog as President

Well I don’t see why it couldn’t happen elsewhere, but the Annandale Civic Association has elected a dog as its president.  This was an article noted in the Washington Post where, for approximately twenty years, candidates running for office in the Hillbrook-Tall Oaks Civic Association have stood, waved and received polite applause at the annual meeting in June.  Everyone votes, eats ice cream, chats with neighbors and goes home which sounds good to me.  However at the past election, to make the meeting move faster, only the names and qualifications of the candidates were announced.  Running for president Ms. Beatha Lee was described as a relatively new resident “interested in neighborhood activities and the outdoors, who had had experience in Main overseeing an estate of 26 acres.  Though unfamiliar with Lee’s name, the crowd of about 50 raised their hands, assuming the candidate was a civil minded newcomer.  As I am told, it is hard to get anyone to volunteer to devote the time necessary to serve as an officer.  The slate that Lee headed was unanimously elected.  Everyone ate ice cream, watched a karate demonstration and went home.  Only weeks later, I am told, did they discover that the new president was, in fact, a dog.  A dirty-white Wheaten Terrier, unfortunately, not a beagle who would naturally have been better qualified.  The heading “Dog Rules, Humans Apathetic (Pathetic)” was obviously a storm that erupted in this 1950s community.  Initially, people said this is crazy and some people were extremely upset.  The upshot of it all was that the nominating committee and other board members carefully scanned the Bylaws on officer qualifications and found the following:

1. Had to be the resident of the neighborhood.  The dog qualified.
2. It had to have attained the age of majority. That was checked in dog years and, in fact, the dog qualified.
3. Nor did the charter language mention that a human had to serve.  The way it was phrased was very accommodating.              

Those same Bylaws outlined the fairly substantial duties of the President, everything from running meetings and appointing committee members to executing contracts and co-signing checks.  Not to mention speaking for the Association at public meetings.  So, how was the dog to manage?  The dog’s representative indicated that she delegates a lot and that is what executives are supposed to do, delegate.  The dog, I am advised, occasionally attends the monthly board meetings, usually held on the first Tuesday or Wednesday of the month.  She sometimes sits under the table listening to what goes until she gets board and wants to be led out. I don’t know if the board members need to pet her on her way out.              

I am advised that the other seven human board members have kept the annual block parties and ice cream socials running without a hitch, but the president was out of sorts to attend.  I for one would have a hard time concentrating on any meeting if there is ice cream and cookies and people with their dogs.  

Animals Assist in Psychotherapy

One of my favorite papers to peruse is the USA Today, especially the January 18, 2011 edition entitled “Animals Can Assist in Psychotherapy.”  Now I know that Joyleih and I have been a great source of comfort to the Meisner & Associates Law Firm, and, particularly Bob Meisner. I have always suspected that dogs and, particularly, Beagles bring psychological and therapeutic healing to most anyone that comes in contact with them, particularly, Joyleih with her adorable and devilish disposition. This USA Today article highlights the fact that “incorporating animals into our work here makes it a fun welcoming place and helps make therapy feel much less threatening” says Ellen Kinney, who is a therapist who allows pets to sit in on sessions for people suffering from post-traumatic stress, anxiety, family problems, and abuse and we do it for free.

Curious Incident of the Dog in Finland

Once in awhile I look at the New York Times and I noticed an article about a dog in Finland who was trained to give a Nazi salute. This occurred in 1941 where a businessman had a black and while spotted dog that he taught to mock Hitler.  The German vice consul in Helsinki wrote that a witness, who did not want to be named, said he saw and heard how Borg’s dog reacted to the command “Hitler” by raising its paw.  Apparently, the records that were recently discovered indicates the Nazis were even concerned about this type of conduct and that they were looking for enemies everywhere.  Apparently, Mr. Borg and his canine, Jackie, were summoned to the German Embassy in Helsinki where he admitted that on a few occasions his wife called the dog Hitler and that on a few occasions it did respond with a raised paw, but said that it happened many years earlier.  In the end, the case went up all the way to the Chancellery where the decision was finally made not to prosecute for lack of credible evidence. Enough said!  

Tragedy in Tucson, Arizona

What happened in Tucson, Arizona was, of course, a tragedy which should have been avoided.  Arizona allows guns to be carried both outwardly and concealed except in bars where people are drinking. I was born in Arizona and while I enjoyed the weather there for a time, I am glad that I am out of that gun toting State even though it is cold here in Michigan. I have been trying to get down to Naples, along with Joyleih, but so far I haven’t found a private plane that is willing to take us down as I refuse to stay in the baggage compartment because it is kind of scary. Anyone offering a plane ride to Ft. Myers or Naples should let Joyleih and me know.

Adoption Outreach Centers

I just read in the Oakland County Legal News that the Oakland Pet Adoption Center has expanded its pet adoption outreach centers to seven by opening up two more in Waterford and Rochester Hills.  The Adoption Outreach Centers are intended to drum up more prospective adopters with the goal of increasing the number of pets being placed in good homes, something that I strongly encourage. I noted that other Adoption Outreach Centers are located in Birmingham, perhaps a more highfalutin one, Clarkston, Bloomfield Hills, White Lake and Livonia. In any event, Pet Adoption Outreach Centers provide temporary care for cats and kittens awaiting adoption.  While I certainly prefer dogs, any animal that gets some help is what we like. I believe you can get additional information from Linda Wasche at lindaw@lwmarketworks.com or (248) 253-0300.

Happy New Year

Joyleih and I want to wish all of you a very happy, prosperous and healthy New Year!  We dogs are appreciative of the opportunity to work at Meisner & Associates, P.C., and are particularly impressed with the fact that other Community Association lawyers frequently review our website for information and analysis.  We are also proud of the fact that we have assisted in allowing Meisner & Associates, P.C. to have its best year in history, and, together with our expansion, we look forward to even a better year in 2011.  We think that our addition as legal assistants has helped in that regard and we are appreciative of the favorable comments which we have received from our readers.

 

Michael Vick

Well, it now appears that Michael Vick, the new quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, seems to be doing a bang-up job in getting lots of publicity showing his virtues.  As I have said in the past, we dogs are not in any way happy with Michael Vick, and even though he served time in the clink, we don’t know that his past criminal conduct  has been forgiven just because he is a good quarterback.  In any event, we will be watching his conduct closely and hope that you do also.

A More Pet Friendly World

Joyleih and I love to read USA Today particularly when there is an article about pets and dogs.  The latest article in Life on Vacation, appeared in Friday, October 22, 2010, addressing pet friendly communities.  The article, written by Larry Olmsted, starts out by saying “Pets, especially dogs, have never been as big a part of the family as they are today.” The article goes on to say that “from sitters to spas, massages, and antidepressants, people spare no expense when it comes to their pets - even during tough economic times.”  Touché, the article discusses the fact that developers of second homes and real estate agents are taking into consideration pets in their second homes and that realty firms dealing with pet friendly sales can now be found in many cities.

Now we all know that dog parks are great and that hotels are becoming more pet friendly, and even cars like the Honda Element SUV, and perhaps others, are now being advertised as “dog-friendly.”  I think that is great for us dogs and hope that more people will be interested in providing us with facilities in planned communities, in ranch and ski resort communities, fine restaurants and in more pervasive public dog parks.

Thank You

I want to thank all of you for your cards and letters regarding my recent surgery.  Fortunately, it was only a hair follicle that caused me to amass some cells and the stitches have just been successfully removed.                I am back in business, and I noted when perusing the USA Today of Thursday, September 30, 2010, that the United States is using a number of Labrador Retrievers in Afghanistan to check out mine fields.  While I am sure that these dogs are extremely helpful, and will, no doubt, save lives, I note that a few of them have died.  Joyleih and I are patriotic American dog citizens, but we are glad that we are able to handle the legal affairs at home and are not being called upon to go to war in any foreign country.  We, of course, are appreciative and sympathetic to those dogs that are doing our country a great service, and, hopefully, everyone is appreciative of what they are doing for our country. 

Stray Problem in Greece

Bob told me that on his recent trip to the Greek Islands, he noticed an article in the Athens News of July 30th indicating that charities were working to address Greece’s well publicized stray animal problem.  Apparently because of the financial crisis, more and more animals are ending up on the streets, particularly, pure breeds.  A lack of donations are leaving the charities unable to handle the extra work.  Also, apparently the Vets have closed the doors to some of these municipalities to help the local Vets and they are claiming they no longer have the money to cover these programs for stray dogs.  A suggestion by a person who knows better is to stop the production of strays by closing down the numerous illegal breeders in Greece, by stopping illegal imports or animals destined for sale in the country and by closing down pet stores that sell animals illegally.  I am all for that and hope things increase in Greece and that they start putting lettuce in their Greek salads.

Having A Dog Does Improve Your Health

Well, this is what I have been saying all along.  In the Tuesday, September 7, 2010 USA Today at page 6D, the headline read “Having a dog does improve your health (but you knew that).”  The article goes on to say that nearly forty (40%) percent of households in the United States “cherish dogs,” and besides us giving unconditional love, and becoming beloved family members,  we are also good for our human friends for their health, for their children and communities in general.  I recommend that everyone read that article. We will keep a copy at our office in case anyone wants to get a copy of it.  All you need to do is contact my website.                                                                          

Good Licks to All,                                                                           Bailley “The Legal Beagle”

Are Pets a Challenge for Buyers and Sellers?

I was handed a recent article concerning the sale of homes entitled “Pets a Challenge for Buyers and Sellers.” Now I know that sometimes house hunters will encounter animals during property showings and often have adverse reactions,  sometimes fear and sometimes disgust, that the article says can “scuttle a sale.” The realtor recommends that the Seller eliminate the pet presence from their home while it is on the market since many people have “allergies to pets and many children have asthma attacks from animals.”  The article then goes on to advise Sellers to have their carpets and upholstery professionally cleaned and/or replaced, and, have a friend do a “whiff test.”  It is also advisable, says the article, to vacuum everyday as well as to put away pet toys, beds, dishes and other evidence of an animal in the home.  However, unfortunately, the article recommends that homeowners, who can’t place their pets with friends or family while the house is on the market, move the animal to an area of the house-“the basement” perhaps that is more removed from the rest of the house.

Now I admit that I enjoy sleeping on a king size bed along with Joyleih and my adopted Mom and Dad, but I “sure as hell” would not want to be placed in the basement.  You know I live here as well as Joyleih and if our house was for sale, I would not want to be hidden in the background or in a garage, or, so to speak, dethroned from my kennel.  I am sure that a lot of other dogs would feel the same.  Perhaps the best way to handle the situation is to let the buyer know that the house can be cleaned, the carpets can be removed or vacuumed, and, the fact that a pet lives in the house now does not mean that any pet odors that we may generate will be everlasting.

Hurray for Dogs              

We dogs made the front page of the Wall Street Journal on June 17, 2010.  The caption of the case suggests that a “little dog caught in big estate feud.”  The authors of the article refer to Conchita, “a thin spa loving diamond-draped heiress.”  Apparently when her master, Mrs. Posner died in March, she and two other dogs inherited the right to live in her seven (7) bedroom $8.3 million dollar Miami Beach mansion, “their comfort being insured by a $3 million trust fund.”  Unfortunately, there is a Will contest regarding some of the benefactors of Ms. Posner’s Will, including bodyguards, housekeepers and other personal aids.  One of the claimants claims that the decedent’s heirs directed ‘a deeply disturbed Ms. Posner to hire a publicist to promote Conchita as “one of the world’s most spoiled dogs’ complete with a four season wardrobe, full-time staff and diamond jewelry.”  The person contesting the Will believes that the so-called publicity campaign was part of a “ruse” to explain why a large trust fund was needed to care for the dogs.  I am also advised that Ms. Posner began publicizing her dog’s most precious possession, being a Cartier necklace worth $15,000.  Apparently the dog choked on it and was refusing to wear it.  The article goes on to say that in a 2009 interview with a blogger, Ms. Posner said that Conchita “typically accompanied her on lunch dates and then shopping.  At one point she considered getting the dog her own Range Rover for transportation to the animal’s weekly spa appointment for manicures and pedicures.” She also gave a housekeeper and personal assistant $5 million if she agreed to care for Conchita and two other dogs.  Finally, she apparently left the remainder of her estate to charity with ¼ directed to animal shelters and the rest to breast cancer and suicide prevention causes.  She also left another request that the canine care staff also look after her pet turtles.              

I, for one, think this was somewhat in excess, to say the least, because all I want is a decent place to sleep, two or three balanced meals a day, a good walker, once in awhile a bath, not necessarily at a spa, and an opportunity to do my legal research without interruption.  I don’t need a major trust fund but enough to get my caretaker’s by in providing me the basic comforts of life to which I have become accustomed living in my West Bloomfield, Michigan residence.  I am sure that Joyleih, the “Assistant Legal Beagle” feels the same way although she is much younger and may be more inclined to wear diamonds.  I welcome your comments.

BOW WOW BRUNCH            

I had read to me with interest in the Detroit News for Wednesday, May 12, 2010, in the Arts & Style Section, that four legged family members were “special guests” in the elegant ballroom at the Ritz Carlton in Dearborn for the Michigan Humane Society’s Annual Bow Wow Brunch.  Unfortunately, I was not invited to the brunch and would have appreciated the opportunity to join the other dogs that were groomed and on their “best behavior.”  Hopefully, next year, I will be invited, or, my master will pay the $200.00 and enjoy the “continuous mimosas and Bloody Marys along with brunch that included herb grilled chicken breast and pan-seared fingerling potatoes.”  Better than my usual “dog” food.

New Plan to Stop Animal Abuse            

It came to my attention that in a recent Parade Magazine for Sunday, May 16, 2010, there was an article entitled “A New Plan to Stop Animal Abuse.”  The article talked about whether the public should know if a convicted animal abuser lives or works next door.  A Bill before the California Legislature would require adults convicted of felony animal abuse to register with local law enforcement and their names would be placed in a database similar to the National Sex Offenders Registry.  I am also advised that Tennessee, Louisiana and New York are also considering animal abuse registries.  Why not Michigan?  The registry would include people convicted of maiming, mutilating, torturing, or killing animals, as well as pet hoarders and operators of animal fighting rings.  Some State Senator from California thinks that putting animal abuse and child abuse on a legal par is “overkill.”  No pun intended but this guy obviously doesn’t understand how important animals are in our everyday lives.  I am also aware that a New York web developer started a volunteer pet abuse database after her neighbor’s cat was kidnapped and set on fire.  Apparently, this pet-abuse.com now tracks nearly sixteen thousand (16,000) accused or convicted animal abusers, and, I, for one, believe that they should be tracked down just like Michael Vick was.  Let me know your comments and call your Legislator and the Governor.

Joyleih Joins Meisner & Associates, P.C.

Meisner & Associates, P.C. and Bailley “The Legal Beagle” are pleased to announce that Joyleih has fulfilled her training program and is now a certified “Assistant Legal Beagle” with the firm.  Her principal activities will be to assist Bailley in legal research and writing and to deal with caustic and abrasive insurance appointed defense counsel.  Look for her commentaries in the near future.

Dogs in School

Now I for one believe that dogs should go to training school for dogs, and, I am pleased to note that in the April 2010 edition of the ABA Journal, there is an article entitled “Who Let The Dogs In?” which basically discusses  non-visually impaired kids being able to bring aide dogs to their side in classes.  In one case, the Plaintiffs in a lawsuit won their case in order to bring the dog to school but unfortunately the school district is appealing.  Obviously what is the definition of “service animal” has a great deal to bear upon these discussions but it is about time that people realize that dogs are not only good for their own training, but for helping others not only in their home but in other environs including Court and school.

Why Aren’t We Paid

I hope all of you begin to notice that in almost every commercial on TV, there is a dog of some sort in the commercial at some point in time.  Generally, in the background, but sometimes in the forefront.  This is because people love dogs and advertising agencies know that.  I am wondering, however, how much money those dogs actually earn, if anything, for appearing in these commercials, and, whether, in fact, they are well treated in the process.  

While I have never been asked to be in a movie or commercial, I do take note of the number of dogs that are featured in various ways and am sympathetic to their plight because of the bright lights and sometimes hardnosed producers of these commercials.  All I want to do is bring this to the attention of the public and trust that our fellow dogs are being treated properly both economically and emotionally.

Hurray for Naples, Florida              

Hurray for Naples, Florida where they appreciate dogs.  I understand that they are developing what they call Central Bark which will be a park designed to allow dogs to exercise themselves.  However, there is still the problem that Naples does not allow dogs on beaches even though they used to do so.  There was a guest commentary in the local news of Naples indicating that one of the great “attractions” in Naples back fifty (50) or so years ago was the “City Fathers attitude about dogs.”  There were no leash laws, no dog catcher, not a single law or single sole dedicated to turning our pet’s lives into a dog’s life.  Dogs were welcome throughout the town and had unlimited access to the beach.  She acknowledges that Naples is much bigger now and it is necessary to have laws and constraints but she indicates that some of her happier stays were during the time when she could walk her dog on the beach.  She said it was also a social occasion when each evening dog owners would gather at the 5th Avenue Beach with their dogs.  She concludes that she hopes that those halcyon times will return to Naples and I think it is a good idea to allow us again on the beach under certain constraints.

College Basketball              

While it is not my best sport or my greatest passion, I do enjoy a good college basketball game while I am licking a good steak bone.  I cannot help but feel sorry for the Butler Bulldogs who could not beat those Blue Devils from Duke but came very close.  I was kind of happy that Butler beat Michigan State since I am “true blue” and have an outfit to support my allegiance.  The national title game was great, although I dozed off a couple of times having had a big dinner but I hope that the Bulldogs and other schools that have canine mascots continue to do well in their respective sport endeavors.  Maybe next year the Bulldogs will triumph over such teams as the Bears, the Wildcats, the Cougars and the like.

STOP PROHIBITIONS ON DOGS

I understand that FHA, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, who are governmental agencies, have decided to make a lot of changes which will require Condominium Associations to revise their documents.  While I know that our office is eminently equipped to handle these changes, they often times give us the opportunity at amending the Condominium Documents to update them and, at the same time, the restriction section of these documents is often toyed with.  Now I for one do not like prohibitions on dogs either based on size or weight in these Condominiums, and, I do not think they are reasonable or enforceable, which I have said in a previous commentary.  I just think that Condominium Associations should upgrade their Documents and allow us dogs to live there in peace and tranquility as long as we are leashed and properly attended to.  In fact, I think that in many of these bylaws that prohibit dogs should be revisited so that dogs can be available to everyone in the Condominium since it is proven that dogs make life more enjoyable for their owners.  Need I say more?

Courtroom Dogs

For those of you who read the ABA Journal, I want to bring your attention to the article which appeared on page 11 of the December 2009 journal.  The Honorable Emmett Ferguson in Duval County, Florida, wants ‘a dog in every courthouse across the country.”  We are not talking about dogs as defendants or parties to litigation.  As the Judge says “dogs put smiles on people’s faces, and there usually aren’t a lot of smiles in a courthouse.”  Judge Ferguson is working to establish a service dog program in the Duval County court system which is happening here in Michigan as well.    Also, kudos to the O’Neill-Stephens’ program who founded the Courthouse Dogs, a non-profit organization promoting the use of trained dogs in both civil and criminal judicial systems.  He also says that the “mere presence of dogs can be highly effective and sometimes brings an assistance dog to plea negotiations.”

That is why I am appreciative of my website page because I can advance the interest of dogs while sharpening my legal skills.

Dogs and Water Sports

 I read with interest, recently, a description in USA Today about a number of dogs that go surfing in California.  Unfortunately, I am not even able to consider that prospect here in Michigan, but generally speaking, I, as a Beagle, am not excited about water sports.  There are some dogs, of course, that love it, and may even wish to go water skiing, but for my tastes, I think that is not the way to go for most dogs that could end up with too much water in their face.

Congratulations to "Famous Amos"

Congratulations to Amos, or Famous Amos as they call him around the Novi District Court, because he is Michigan’s first therapy Court dog trained to comfort traumatized  and anxious children who are victims or witnesses in cases of domestic and sexual assault.  I am particularly pleased to hear that dogs are now entering the courtrooms because we need more civility in the courtroom, both on the part of Judges and lawyers.  While my activities at Meisner & Associates, P.C. keep me extremely preoccupied and we are, fortunately, very busy, I am glad to know that there may be an opportunity for me as the Legal Beagle to continue my career, if necessary, in a courtroom setting.  In any event, good licks to all.

Congratulations to Doritos

Congratulations to Doritos for winning at least number 2 for the best commercials during the Super Bowl.  For those of you who didn’t see it, it depicted a man who had a shock collar on a dog because he was barking while baiting him with Doritos, BUT the commercial ends up with the shock collar around the dog owner with the dog holding the control unit and some Doritos.  It is about time that the dogs asserted themselves during the Super Bowl and, by the way, I love Doritos.  Also, we dogs have constitutional rights regarding free speech.  Bark collars are not the way to go.

Indecent Exposure?

I have on occasion read the Lawyers USA newspaper regarding various decisions rendered by the Courts around the country.  What recently bothered me the most, as a female, is that a Jefferson County, Alabama jury awarded a former stripper $100,000 in a lawsuit in which she claims that the club which employed her failed to stop her from driving home after on the job drinking.  She claimed that she could no longer dance because of her injuries.  She also claimed that the club disregarded its own safety rules when it let her drive home that night.  But attorneys for the club argued that employees tried to keep her from driving away. 

Now, I am not a prude, although I have never been to a strip club, and, I normally walk around without any clothes on, but I do not think that it is reasonable for a jury to give a stripper compensation for her own acts of indecency and/or negligence.  Let me know what you think.

Heroic Pets

Congratulations to USA Today and, in particular, Janice Lloyd for an article appearing on Wednesday, January 13, 2010, at page 6D entitled “True stories of heroic pets,” including stories about dogs and cats that have saved lives and otherwise enriched lives.  Unfortunately, I don’t live in California where Ricochet, a golden retriever ,gets to surf with her partner, or Oscar, who helped save his owner’s life, which I would try to do if called upon.

BOMB SNIFFING DOGS PROTECT AIRLINE FLIGHTS

            Once again I am pleased to report that man’s best friend is taking an active role in protecting us all.  Many of my dog friends are pleased to read that the FBI relied heavily on bomb sniffing dogs to locate possibly a second passenger who may have had a bomb or similar dangerous device on the Northwest Detroit bound plane from Amsterdam on Christmas 2009. Beagles also have good sniffing abilities but these dogs, of course, have gone to school much longer than I, and, even though I have a quasi law degree, they have degrees in nuclear and biochemical engineering which are a much more difficult curricula than I have had to endure.  My German Shepherd buddies are being recruited to do more work to protect us and I applaud their willingness to serve for relatively nominal pay and sometimes exhaustive training.  Perhaps when they apprehend these criminals trying to blow us up, legal Beagles such as myself can help in the prosecution process.  Until then, I can only commend their lifesaving efforts.

The Battle Against Puppy Mills

Congratulations to Sharon L. Peters who wrote a special article for USA Today concerning Animal Welfare Groups Intensifying “Their Battle Against Puppy Mills.”  The article noted that a national toll free hotline to report suspected puppy-mill illegalities was launched by the Humane Society of the United States with the expectation that callers will supply tips that increase the number of raids and prosecutions.  The number is (877) MILL-TIP (877-645-5847).  I for one do not come from a puppy mill nor did the new addition to our home, Joyleih Meisner, who came from a breeder in Oklahoma.  We both feel that Congress should upgrade the decades old Animal Welfare Act to require daily exercise for dogs in federally licensed commercial breeding facilities.  The law apparently covers breeders who sell directly to the public (via the internet or newspapers ads, for example) rather than through pet stores; but that would change if the legislative efforts succeed.  It is disgusting that there are more than 10,000 large substandard mass producers of puppies which house 200,000 to 400,000 breeding dogs that produce 2 million to 4 million puppies per year.  While I have nothing against puppies, as I find them attractive although a nuisance at times such as Joyleih, we must have tougher laws and greater oversight.  I encourage all of you to write Congress as well as your state legislators to do what you can to stop these puppy mills.

Support Animal Shelters

Congratulations to a nine (9) pound Chihuahua that won first place and a One Million Dollar prize to be awarded by All American Pet Brands to Denver Animal Shelters.  Unfortunately, Joyleih, who now lives with me, did not enter and probably could have won.  It is great that people are recognizing the need to contribute to dog shelters which I wholeheartedly support

If we acted more like dogs

I found this Bob Schieffer commentary "Lessons We Can Learn From Dogs" on the CBS Evening News.  I think humans should be more like dogs.

Bailley

The Legal Beagle

(CBS) I have no idea where this came from or who wrote it - if I did I'd give them credit - but a friend who knows I love dogs e-mailed the following, which I pass along today only because it seems a nice thing to share at the beginning of a new year.

It's a list of what we would learn if dogs were our teachers. Such as:

• Always run to greet loved-ones once they come home.
• Never pass the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
• Recognize the ecstasy of fresh air and wind in your face.
• Take naps (I do that!)
• Stretch before rising.
• Run, romp and play daily.
• Thrive on attention (I do that) and let people touch you.
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
• On warm days, lie on your back in the grass. On hot days, drink lits of water and find the shade.
• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
• Enjoy long walks.
• Be loyal.
• Never pretend to be something you're not.
• If you want what is buried, dig deep until you find it.
• And, when someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

We'd be better off people....if we acted more like dogs.

I AM NOT BAGGAGE ON AN AIRLINE!

I think that airlines discriminate against dogs based on weight and size.  Yes I am over fifteen (15) pounds and don’t fit under the seat but I don’t feel like being put into a baggage compartment along with a lot of other bags and/or animals and potentially freeze to death.  I want to go to Florida on occasion but can’t get an airline that is willing to take me in a seat.  I am glad to see that there is a new airline that is going to be flying dogs in the cabin around the country.  But, unfortunately, there is not one that goes from Detroit to Fort Meyers or Fort Lauderdale.  I wish an airline would do something about this and give us a break.  There are a lot of dogs like me that feel the same way and their parents can afford to pay for a ticket for them to fly on the airline.  If a dog wants to fly, I think the FAA ought to do something about it, particularly, since dogs are appearing on TV in almost every commercial, including vacation commercials.  So why can’t we go on vacation just like our human friends!

Stop Pound Seizure

You may not be aware that the organization, American Humane, has been successful in ensuring that the Montcalm County, Michigan Animal Shelter will no longer allow pound seizure.  That is the practice of providing shelter cats and dogs to USDA Class B Dealers for resale to research facilities.  Fortunately, the Director of Public Policy for American Humane is from Michigan and has worked toward stopping pound seizure in the State for the past ten (10) years.  While I hope I never end up in a dog pound, I obviously have empathy for other dogs and cats that find that fate and hope that every County in Michigan will ensure that there is no pound seizure.  If any dogs or cats who read this commentary agree, please tell your parents to write their Legislator or County Commissioner.

Kilpatrick and the FBI Dog

I don’t know if our former disgraced Mayor Kilpatrick of Detroit had a dog or not, but I sure as heck would not want to be a dog in his home, since he doesn’t, apparently, even know whether Mrs. Kilpatrick is working, and, for that matter, from where she is getting her money and when she will be coming home.  I am reasonably confident, however, that the FBI is looking into all of this.  I sure hope that they don’t send another FBI dog into the fray because of the untimely demise of the FBI dog Freddy, a Belgian Malinois.  I think the guy that shot the police dog should get the maximum.  I do think that somebody had ought to take a bite out of Mr. Kilpatrick’s payroll, probably an FBI dog, and get him to own up to the City.  I see more time for him in the clink!  In fact, those so-called benefactors, who lent him $240,000.00, would have been better off giving the money to the Humane Society as it would be much more productive and in the best interests of the community.  Perhaps, they may get a “bite” from the FBI.

Letter to the Editor of the Wall Street Journal

The Wall Street Journal

1211 Avenue of the Americas

New York, NY 10036

            Re:      The Wall Street Journal - October 31 - November 1, 2009

                        “Let Them Eat Dog”

To Whom It May Concern:

I, and on behalf of the millions of dogs in the United States, am troubled by the article that was entitled “Let Them Eat Dog” which appeared in the Saturday/Sunday - October 31-November 1, 2009 Wall Street Journal at page W10.  To suggest that “dogs are practically begging to be eaten” is not only untrue, but inhumane, and, to add insult to injury, to put a dog recipe in the article is even more obnoxious.  While I frequently have an opportunity to look at the pictures in the Wall Street Journal, I may in the future find it to be a place to do you know what, i.e., #1 and #2.  Get your act together Wall Street Journal and quit picking on dogs.

Operation Bagdad Pups

While I have not served in the military, as some other more well suited dogs, I must applaud “Operation Bagdad Pups,” a program run through the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals International.  That organization rescues dogs and cats from Iraq that have become pets of the troops.  I am advised that it has made thirty-three (33) missions into Iraq bringing back one hundred twenty-five (125) dogs and twenty-one (21) cats. Believe it or not, the average cost is $4,000.00 per animal.  For more information, you may go to www.spca.com and donations can be mailed to P.O. 230, Washington, D.C. 20013.  Checks should be made out to SPCA International and put in the memo line “Operation Bagdad Pups.”  I am sure glad that I am not in the line of fire, and, hopefully, these dogs and cats of our troops can be brought home to safe haven.

Don’t Sue the Dog

I am pleased to observe that a Macomb County Circuit Judge tossed out a dog bite lawsuit where they initially named a German Shepherd as a Defendant.  Liberty, the dog’s name, was named in lawsuit by a person who claimed nerve damage since Liberty bit her during a confrontation among police, her daughter and others in April of 2007.  The Judge not only dismissed the case, he slapped the Plaintiff’s attorney with a $500.00 fine for naming the dog as the Defendant.  Moreover, while the Judge didn’t mention this, the dog had governmental immunity.

Now it is true that dogs are almost like humans, and we have a dog like me writing a commentary.  But to name us as parties to a lawsuit is overreaching, and, congratulations to Judge David Viviano for nailing that “bad dog” attorney.

Letter to Editor Birmingham Observer & Eccentric Newspaper

Dear Editor:

Recently, your paper was kind enough to publish my letter concerning dogs being allowed in the Farmer’s Market.  I now recognize that the paper has interviewed candidates concerning whether a “dog park” will fit into Birmingham.

I think that any candidate that doesn’t promote a dog park for the dogs of Birmingham and their environs should not be elected, and should be put out to pasture.  Dogs are an important part of Birmingham and we have to have a place to roam without interference.  As one candidate said, “for the last four (4) years, it seems that no issue has inspired more letters and emails…then the dog park issue.”  Let’s get it done dog gone it!

It is about time we got tax deductions for our owners.

I am excited about the idea that Congress has finally gotten off its rear and is considering providing a tax deduction for people who maintain animals, presumably dogs and cats.  We are treated like kids in most respects, and we cost a lot of money to maintain.  Why shouldn’t our owners get a deduction?

Those of you who agree should write your Congresspersons and Senators supporting the animal deduction in the Internal Revenue Code.  It will not only save our owners money, but encourage people to get dogs, presumably, some of whom are strays and might have to be put to death if not otherwise adopted.  I am fortunate that I have a family to live with, but I would hate to see the situation if I were put out to pasture since I am an indoor dog and am used to the comforts of a law office and a suburban home.

Use of the word “dogged”  

I don’t want to sound like Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes but there are certain idioms that people use that bother me.  To suggest that somebody has “dogged it” means that the person has not put out their full effort.  Now we dogs work hard and provide a great deal of comfort and inspiration to humans.  To suggest that somebody is “dogging it” is a misstatement because we don’t just lay around all day doing nothing, as some people think, because we must rest until our humans come home to play or work with us.  So please people don’t use the word “dogged” when you are trying to describe someone who has not put out the full extent of energy or does not have the ambition that you would like.

Animal Cruelty Videos

I don’t always get to comment on U.S. Supreme Court cases, but I sure hope the U.S. Supreme Court sustains a law aimed at graphic animal cruelty videos.  Apparently, the issue is free speech regarding a ten (10) year old law that bans the production and sale of the videos.  A guy got off the hook for a video he made about pit bull fights since a Federal Appeals Court had invalidated the conviction.  It was my understanding that when the law was passed, it was designed to stop so-called crush videos which appeal to a certain sexual fetish by showing women crushing to death small animals with their bare feet or high heeled shoes.  This guy got, apparently, a fourteen (14) month longer sentence than Michael Vick but I am glad to hear that the animal rights groups, including the Humane Society of the United States, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and twenty-six (26) states have joined the Administration in support of the law, the violation of which I consider to be just as bad, if not worse, than child pornography.  The case is U.S. vs. Stevens, 08-769.  You ought to get your human friends to support the Government in this case.  Some humans just don’t know where to stop.  I sure hope this guy doesn’t have any fire hydrants near his house.

“Congratulations to Caesar”              

I wish to especially commend Caesar, not just the man who trains dogs on Animal Planet, but Caesar, the Black Lab who is, apparently, the first reading therapy dog to be working full-time in a school.  I think it is great that kids improve their reading when they read to dogs and I know that Bob Meisner often goes over his proposed arguments to the Court in front of me.  Also, I can appreciate the camaraderie that Caesar has by becoming a full bonafide staff member of the school.  The article in the Detroit Free Press says that he greets students in the morning, helps deliver snacks, holds office hours in the Library in which kids read to him, counsels students as well as works in the classrooms.  Of course, Caesar stays away from students who have allergies to dogs.  It just goes to show you how important we are in helping others.  Now, if I can only get Joyleih, the new Beagle living at our house, to leave me alone for five (5) seconds so I can have some peace and comfort, although she is only eleven (11) weeks old, and, as I must admit, is as cute as the dickens.

“DNA and Dogs”

For those of you who know me know that while I follow the Detroit Free Press, The Birmingham Eccentric and USA Today, I don’t normally get a chance to review the Wall Street Journal, particularly since I haven’t been in the office lately.

I did notice some pictures of dogs in the Personal Journal Section of the Wall Street Journal of Thursday, September 17, 2009 entitled Beagle or Bichon: Can Dog Drool Provide Insight?  Now I must admit that whenever I see the word Beagle in a newspaper, my ears perk up with interest and, sometimes, enthusiasm.  However, this one set me drooling from disgust as opposed to interest.

The article discussed the fact that advances in DNA testing have changed the way humans pursue criminals, verify paternity and date “medieval manuscripts.”  Now, they claim it is being used to answer “one of the greatest riddles mankind has ever faced: What kind of dog is that?”  Now frankly, I don’t think it is any body’s business who our parents or ancestors are, and if somebody wants us to live with them and adopts us as their “pet” that should be enough without checking our pedigree.  Now while I happen to come from a highfalutin family in Arizona (both of my parents were Beagles) that does not mean that everybody has to brag about their lineage since America is the melting pot and should be the melting pot for dogs as well.

I also noted from the article that various companies offer DNA testing and the suggestion is that breeds that show up as contributing to a large part of your dog’s DNA are likely to “accurately reflect a dogs composition.”  That’s bunk.  How in the heck do they know where I am from just because of some saliva in my mouth?  Shame on the Wall Street Journal for printing such garbage and, as far as I am concerned, I would tell my fellow dogs to keep their mouths shut when it comes to giving DNA samples.

“In the Event of Your Master’s Death”

It has come to my attention in a recent article in the Oakland County Legal News that practitioners were advised to work with their clients in terms of handling the disposition of animals upon the death of their human masters.  I certainly think that is a good idea and should be a boom to all Estate Planning lawyers, as we don’t always have control over where we end up in a situation where our master becomes disabled or otherwise indisposed, including, unfortunately, his or her death.  I, for one, want to know where I am going to be and I hope that all of you will tell your masters that this situation should be taken care of.  For those of you who have possessory control of your animals, it is a good idea to leave them with someone who has the wherewithal financially as well as emotionally to help us get along with life.  It also wouldn’t be a bad idea if you left your animal a few bucks so that they could get along “in a manner to which they have become accustomed” in this difficult world.

“Let The Dogs In”

I may be biased because Bob Meisner writes a column for the Observer & Eccentric Newspapers and has for thirty (30) years plus, but I must commend the editorial which appeared in the Thursday, September 13, 2009, Birmingham Eccentric.  First, I am pleased that the Eccentric is still in business for a lot of reasons, especially coming out in favor of allowing dogs to go to the Birmingham Farmer’s Market is right on point.  As they say “A better solution is simply to let the dogs in, under proper control of their owners. Take the sign down and let the dogs in.”  What is wrong with dogs going to a Farmer’s Market in a parking lot?  It, frankly, enhances the curb appeal even though there aren’t any trees.  Additionally, it is time that people recognize that we dogs are close to prevailing in society.  Next time you watch a TV commercial, note that almost every commercial, particularly drug company commercials, has a dog in it at some place in the commercial.  That is for a reason.  Humans love us and we love them.  Generally, we don’t cause any problems, but like humans, there are always a few bad bites around.  On the whole, we are great and we know it.  It is about time that some of these complainers got a life and, maybe, as part of it, got a dog.

“A NEW DOG IN TOWN”

Some of you have wondered why I haven’t added any additional commentaries recently.  Well the reason is simple.  I haven’t been able to come into the office.

The reason for that is because Bob Meisner got another Beagle puppy named Joyleih who is nine (9) weeks old.  Unfortunately, Joyleih chases me around the house whenever she sees me, and, I don’t think that both of us can get along at the office.  So, I haven’t been able to handle the phone calls and messages that I have gotten at the office, because I haven’t been there.  Please bear with me because it is going to take some time to get adjusted to this new little Beagle lady.  However, I am keeping track of the emails that are coming in and will try to answer them in due course.

Finally a Dog Park in Birmingham

Congratulations to the City of Birmingham for coming up with a way to give us our own park, with particular gratitude to the City’s Parks & Recreation Board that decided that the old bus yard on Lincoln Road was a good place for the multitude of Birmingham dogs that need a place to roam.  

While I presently reside in West Bloomfield, I want to have the opportunity to take advantage of the dog park in Birmingham, and, I am sure that a number of my dog friends from other locations want to join in the festivities.  It would be nice if every City had a dog park as is frequently the case in places like Arizona and California, which, in some instances, appreciate dogs more than some locales here in Michigan.

 

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About Bailley

Bailley, the Legal Beagle, is seven (7) years old (but she gets very upset if we talk about her age), and is an assistant in the law firm of Meisner & Associates, P.C.  She has been featured in the Detroit Legal News (June 8, 2009), the Oakland County Legal News (June 8, 2009), and Macomb County Legal News (June 16, 2009), and believes the fact that “the world is going to the dogs” is not only a good thing, but that she should be able to express her views and opinions on various issues from a dog’s perspective.

 

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